Did the news of Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s impending cage match send every last drop of blood rushing toward your nether regions? Do you get turned on at the mere thought of unethical emerald – and data–mining? Does the thought of pale, doughy middle-aged men resolving their respective mid-life crises via nude, oiled wrestling match just .. do it for you?


If so, it seems you’re not just really kinky – you also just may be Jordan Peterson.



As news of the allegedly impending Musk v. Zuckerberg showdown resounded throughout the internet this week, Peterson emerged from his Chinese cock-milking facility (probably) to offer his weirdly horny take on the billionaires’ brawl, suggesting the execs strip down as they duke it out.



“Naked or clothed?” Peterson wrote alongside a tweet from National Post, tagging Musk.


Yet Peterson’s inquiry goes further than his apparent desire to revive greco-roman wrestling.


“And there should definitely be oil involved,” he quipped in a subsequent tweet, adding an old-school smiley emoticon for good, thirsty measure. 



“The financial freedom to meme whatever you want without fear of consequence is wasted on Jordan Peterson,” joked Twitter user @RuxandraTeslo.


“I really thought people were making a your oppressors are gay joke about Peterson but he’s really just saying this stuff,” mused @nerdjpg.


We can only hope Peterson has sourced a massive glass of water to quench his evidently insatiable thirst.